It's gonna take marshall law,
Coast Guard ain't gonna get it.
It's gonna take marshall law,
We're used to sailing after hours.

Cliff's a real smart feller,
Brings his black bean soup.
But we're all fart smellers,
When he takes a poop.

Maddi's never sorry.
Likes to tell her jokes.
But we start to worry,
When she's near real folks.

Thought Darwin was a fairy,
Talking to Barbary Coast.
But now he's got his Mary,
Whom he likes the most.

Mary's sailing's alarming,
Weaving about the place.
That's cause she and Darwin,
Are always sucking face.

Dudley likes to slough it,
Drinking his rum and beer.
But you better not do it,
If you are a skier.

Teresa comes out sailin',
As though without a care.
But when the wind is wailing,
She frets about her hair.

Yarema read the net one day,
Found himself a boat.
Now he likes to sail the Bay,
In hopes that it will float.

Romana sails on Treefort,
Without her friends back East.
She hopes they will return to port.
With the boat still in one piece.

Charles is our pretty boy,
He has a nice tight gut.
The girls treat him like a toy,
Cause of his cute butt.

Anna's from the urban zoo,
Living the city life.
Once came down to the slough,
Brought her penis knife.

Gnarlin brought another pair,
Called them Ann and Jim,
But we thought it was not fair,
To complain about the din.